January 20th, 2010 
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Ok when you see an ass? What is your first thought? Would you like to see yourself engaged in a sexual situation with it?
I mean, some guys see the thinest ass around, and they are like that is a great ass,and then other guys see a large ass and they want to shove there faces into it… what do you like ?? Whats your taste in ass??
January 16th, 2010 admin Internet marketers look to new ways of making money these days. And people that are tired of the dating scene with its games , headaches and expenses have found a new fun and easy way to enjoy life.
Researchers have found that sites like :
Are the reason why there are so many happy people, in this down economy.
January 10th, 2010 admin I mean, let’s take a moment and wrestle with the reality that most of us will spend most of our lives away from family and friends, day after day, conscripted into cubicles among a bunch of strangers. It’s really a miracle everyone hasn’t protested this inhumanity by getting routinely day-drunk and humping en masse in the conference room.
Think this is a weird sentiment? Let me flesh it out.
I’m not saying we should all be cheating on our spouses at work. Look, if you want to be married, be married. What I’m talking about is for us singles, out there spending a huge chunk of our fertile years cooped up in crazy cages, being slowly sterilized by the office microwave.
How do I know about office sex? I’ve had it. And it was incredible. I’ll tell you why.
I Have Paperclip Marks on My Butt
I started a job out in California. My very first day, while at a meeting with my new “team,” a woman at the front of the room and I shared a brief, wonderful smile. At first, we were merely co-workers. Then a friendship began to blossom. Fifteen months later, she was inching out of her skirt, mounting her desk, doing a dramatic arm-sweep of a coffee mug filled with pens, and brought me into the rarefied realm of Office Sex. It. Was. Awesome.
Haven’t you ever found yourself, over the course of time, undeniably drawn to a co-worker if for no other reason than the proximity, the shared burdens, the common enemy of a boss? This can lead to office sex! Now, haven’t you ever been attracted to a co-worker, and then, over time, found yourself deeply smitten with him because you got to see him five days a week and liked the person he was? Anybody can be charming with a gin gimlet in his hand, but to find someone appealing with toner ink on his pants and complaining about Microsoft Excel? Office sex calls!
Why It Beats a Starbucks Run
At the office, we reveal a side of ourselves that our parents and our friends don’t get to see. We are Work Us, where we create these complex relationships with co-workers forged in shared resentment and excessive downtime.
You know why I think office sex is so explosive? You’re sort of forced to treat everyone courteously, and there are rules in place, and the real truth about rules is not that they were meant to be broken, per se, but they make you more creative. They birth all sorts of interesting ways to rebel, all the while maintaining a guise of professionalism. When getting essentially “paid” to play “Tetris” is such a thrill, just imagine getting paid to flirt and grope on company time. The touch of a hand, the protectiveness (covering for them in front of the boss, etc.) — it’s a glorious game!
Caveat Humptor
Look — don’t forget that the reason you have a job in the first place is health insurance, not endless orgasms (although one certainly makes the other easier). So don’t get caught. The copy room, conference room and supply closet are all wonderful places … to get fired. Stick to the desk inside the private office (yours, hers, his, whatever), the after-office-hours (watch out for security cameras!), the secret bathroom in the basement that nobody knows about with the locking door, etc.
It’s also important to pick your partner wisely. An obvious rule: Do not sleep with your boss. Just don’t. And don’t sleep with a subordinate, because you will get sued and take the company down with you. Sleep with somebody sane, a little slutty and on a similar career level — ethical quandaries and emotional issues are unnecessary additions to the already-inherent riskiness.
Finally, and this might sound counter intuitive, but don’t have office sex with someone you merely find attractive. It’s actually — like in real life — better if you like seeing them. You know that wave of nausea that hits you when you bump into a One-Timer on the street? Multiply that by, like, a thousand if you have office sex with someone you wouldn’t normally see again.
Now go, singles! Have office sex! Watch out for paper cuts. And the herp.
[Redacted] is the resident Single Guy writer for Lemondrop.
January 9th, 2010 admin Some say an ass is something pretty much made for seating… I say an ass is an work of art !! What do you say??
January 7th, 2010 admin A husband and wife have been arrested and charged with operating a high-end prostitution ring out of two upscale apartment complexes in Pasadena and Irvine, authorities said Wednesday.
Thanh Ly, 35, and Li Chen, 32, are accused of managing two dozen women, who charged clients $200 per encounter in the discreet residential buildings, said Lt. Tom Pederson of the Pasadena Police Department, which worked with U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents on the case.
The couple, who were arrested Dec. 16 after a two-year investigation, are being held in lieu of $2-million bail pending a preliminary hearing on charges of pimping and pandering, Pederson said. Four women whose names were not immediately released were also arrested for alleged prostitution.
“These four ladies are U.S. citizens, between the ages of 20 and 45,” Pederson said.
Police also confiscated $10,000 in cash, several expensive cars and jewelry worth about $20,000.
Authorities launched their investigation in 2007 based on an anonymous tip.
Investigators took their time exposing the alleged prostitution ring because of initial suspicions about human trafficking, Pederson said. But the women involved were apparently drawn to the business by the relatively high pay, not coercion, police said.
Potential clients learned about the business mostly by word of mouth and had to have been referred by existing customers, police said. An intermediary would then set up an appointment inside the gated residences.
One of the apartment complexes where Ly and Chen ran their operation was on a popular stretch of Colorado Boulevard in Pasadena.
Part of the attraction of the upscale apartment complex is that “you need a code to get in. It’s a secure area, not a place where you’d be looking for such things to take place,” Pederson said. “There is no reason for anyone to believe anything is wrong.”
At the time the investigation began, the ringleaders were allegedly renting two units each in two complexes in Pasadena. But when management in one of the buildings became suspicious, the suspects moved their operation, authorities said.
The women were shuttled between the Pasadena building and another stylish residential complex in Irvine, police said.
chingching.ni@latimes.com
January 6th, 2010 admin This chick looks great doesn’t she …. well fear not… you haven’t been majorly duped… she is not a ts… But if you look at her shadow ,you will see where they failed to thin out her rather large and unshapely shadow. 
January 5th, 2010 admin Rants and Confessions from a Denver Escort
First and Foremost: I work for the President (Ummm the light bulb inventor) Benjamin Franklin�.
Rants from an upscale Denver Escort who started at the bottom�the agency�.
P.S Anyone writing me hate notes after reading this….then it must apply to you, and if you are the wife of one of these idiots and bitter…I am sorry…we are all a little bitter.
This is a rant that has built up over the course of a year, and that must now be said. I cost too much for the freaks to seek me out now�. And I may run across you guys again�but you are memorable�enough for me to seek therapy anyways.
On with the RANTS!
Issue #1:
I have to voice this in the loudest possible way because I STILL get it�and I quote �I�m only here to please you, tell me what you like�that�s all I want�� barf, barf, barf�.If you gave me what I wanted it would be 5 bills and your back, on the way out the door. Why are clients SO damn concerned with �making me cum�? The fact that they say they are only there to please me really really annoys the shit out of me. They are there to masturbate into me, and this is VERY different, ladies and gentlemen, from making love with your significant other. So guy�s please who the fuck are you kidding? We are emotional creatures, and just a little more complicated then just you plugging away at us and expecting for us to �cum�. Gross
Let�s just say ENOUGH with the solemn face and �serious talk� after the session. You insisted I not put a raincoat on you when my mouth went down to the unknown, we wore protection (as I always do), and yet after the session you say �I�m OK right��?…..your clean?� Let�s define �clean� as you put it. Do I take showers everyday? Yes. Do I get STD tested every 3 months? Yes. Do I always use condoms? Yes. Did I see 10 other clients that same week or even day as you? Yes. And 98% all went down on me. Now, even if I was completely honest with you, I can almost swear all those guys I saw in just this last week were not completely honest with me. Do I know this and still take the risk? Yes, and I am still an escort. I know stats, and educate myself immensly on health safety issues�sounds like you don�t but still see me�.hmmmm�there has to be some level of responsibility that you take on when you see me�.GET IT FUCK STICK?
NO, you cannot fuck me without a condom. (Fact: I get this question about 1/50 people)�And needless to say THAT IS FUCKING GROSS! How many other escorts have you asked this question, that actually LET YOU!!?? You know what this means to me? That you have NOTHING to lose�as in for example �well shit I have _________(insert v.d here) already so why the hell not?� and that is fucking scary.
Fact: 90% of the men I see ARE married. (and quite honestly we probably make them better husbands, there wives don�t have to fuck them�they pay us�everyone is happy!)
And I quote again � I�m married�..is that ok?� Why would it matter fuckstick? It�s preferred. It hopefully means you have a life and will leave me the fuck alone after the session. Plus, how insulting is that question. As if I escort to find meaningful relationships with trustworthy men. Note to every dumb shit out there�.I am not looking for single men to date, better if you are involved.
I don�t care if other girls like it or �actually prefer it� (or that bullshit line you are feeding me), you CANNOT cum on my face, around it, in my mouth, or even near it. Put your legs up on the wall and flip them by your head, that way you can shoot it at your own face ya dip shit.
To the guys who have escorts girlfriends: Quit fucking acting like you have me all figured out. Do not lump me into the category of your trashy escort girlfriend who charges $200/hr. for full service. And goes by the handle �_________(insert name here) of Denver�. I charge $500 minimum now, because after the year of being at the bottom I now understand my self worth. 
She has been in the business 10 years and you think she is a top provider�..quit making me laugh. My chosen name also has a bit more thought process to it�.then debbie does denver. Do not think you �know� the escort community. If you and her have fucked up underlying problems because you know she fucks SOO MANY guys (gotta make those dollars) to support your loser ass�well don�t take it out on me. You�re a fuckin idiot.
Ok guys, hygiene talk. Your breath smells of dog shit, maybe you know who you are�maybe not. BUT Guys please please please brush your teeth, wear deordant. Also when we are in missionary and your fat, short, bald-headed self is sweating to death on top of me, remember, I don�t like it you have no hair to refrain your sweat from falling in my god damn face. Drape a sweat towel over your shoulders, that way when your half-way done jacking off inside me you can wipe your face and save me from your disgusting sweat fluids dropping all over my face!
Farting is disgusting and unacceptable on my part, but�then why do you do it? How fucking old or drunk are you that you don�t even say excuse me when you break wind?? Next time one of you assholes tries to lick my ass again, I�m cutting one loose. I already told you to keep your fingers and tounge out of my ass (for your own good, I have irritable bowel syndrome, no joking) but yet you persist. My IBS is so bad sometimes. I do have gas and bloat myself to hold it and, it does not help you are prying down there. SO just try not to be such an asshole.
Oh yes�.dry fingers HURT. Did you actually think over the last 2 minutes you gave me a wet slicky down there? Once I saw you I knew only alcohol would get me remotely turned on, and since you provided NONE of that, stop trying to shove your dry ass fingers in my gine. It�s called Lube, fuck stick.
I HATE HATE HATE men which big lizard size dicks. You could say I have a smaller vagina, or even a short canal. But I have been split before while you ram away and it puts me out of work for at least a week. Your blacklisted you fuck heads, I don�t like to be gutted or feel like my insides are bruising while you pound away with that meaty cock of yours. I hate you. If you came in 2 minutes, I think I would be fine�.BUT noooo your stupid ass must have taken viagara so you could �last� the ENTIRE goddamn time. Listen asshole, no one fucks the ENTIRE time. It�s not normal. If they did my pussy would fucking fall off�.all you big guys out there..you only get 2 minutes before I become hostile. How about if I beat your dick off lubeless with a piece of sandpaper for 60minutes�how would you like that? Fuck you guys.
Wait, the all time favorite hilarious priceless quote � Let�s go on a REAL date sometime�..� does that mean you want to hang out with me for free?……ha��ha�..ha�.(choke)�.ha�.ha�I�m choking how hard I�m laughing� Anyways, moving on..
Since we talked about big dicks, lets talk about limp dicks�.nothing wrong with �em, they are cute little guys. However, the limp dick and I come at odds when you are still attempting to thrust inside me and the condom is falling off. Thus leaving it inside me. Just STOP, don�t fucking try anymore. Its not going to happen and I don�t want ANY piece of your dick skin touching me at all down there. Would you like a hand job?
And that brings me to my next point, why do you have to thrust sooo deep that you go past the shaft part of the condom? I rolled that baby down as far as I could and you still want your disgusting dick skin to touch me somehow. Just STOP, your dick doesn�t get longer the more you shove it in! You are just annoying me.
For the guys who want to �see my face� picture before I meet them, knowing very well I don�t show my face on the website. Fuck off. I have a fucking beautiful face and I KNOW it. Everyone loves my face, maybe too much. It is how I am successful and can pull in 5,000 a week. If I had a butt ass ugly face like you do, do you think I would still be charging $500 for the fuckin hour? I KNOW my face and general appearance is fuckin fantastic and I use it to my advantage.
Sure you can make out with my foot for an hour. No I will not wrap a rubber band around your penis head several times to help you not cum. You want me to dig my nails into your balls??
Ummm is that a freshly pierced lip ring you have there young guy? Why are you trying to go down on me then with that freshly pierced lip ring? Fucking gross�I don�t want your open sore in my vagina. Dumb shits.
Don�t fucking squeeze my sides so hard you leave fingertip bruises! My boyfriend will see those!
I keep everything that is handed to me�.don�t fuckin ask me for change dip shit.
Green makes me smile and love you more : )
Hold your belly up when we are in doggy style it makes a fart-slapping noise if you don�t. I was kind enough to pull your belly back to find your dick just 5 minutes ago when I was on top�.
I honestly laugh when you ask me why my skin is so soft. Let me tell you my routine. I am a bit obsessive compulsive when I comes to flesh to flesh skin cells rubbing off on me. I SCRUB myself every night with sugar and anything else I can find that is abrasive enough to make my skin raw. This is to get your distgusting skin cells and germs off me. Every time you touch me I think I will be expecially scrubbing that area extra hard tonight�your �soft� touches make my skin crawl ya dirty old fucks.
Why is it I expect the worst when a client walks in or I show up? Ok so you have a gimpy arm that is shorter then the other arm with knubs for fingers and a bit deformed. Even your elfish body and rounded chest sets you apart from other guys. You need love too. Since no one but me will fuck ya, I go at it bravely. But why WHY WHY do you have to be so creepy with that arm? I tried to ignore it, and you then proceed to touch me with it and call them your �special fingers� and then shove your knubly deformed half fingered hand into my vagina trying to �pleasure� me. Not only does that creep me out, but it really makes me wonder what karma I have put out for you to show up at my door. Why must I be punished? Therapy�.I need it�
Stop drooling in my mouth and learn how to kiss�.why is your tounge so fat? I can�t believe I just let him go down on me with those rotten ass teeth�I guess it was better then him trying to make out with me�..Gentlemen red onions are offensive�expecially on your breath!…I can�t stop staring at the bats in your cave�
No I will NOT dominate you, you are looking in the WRONG god damn section of EROS. You want �BDSM� not �female escorts�. I DON�T get off sticking things in your ass and making you cross-dress. You couldn�t pay me enough�.well maybe, but you�re a bunch of cheap bastards also, so fuck off. I want triple what I charge hourly.
Repeat, we are NOT dating. I am not your girlfriend. Stop thinking you are cool enough for me to be here if there was no money involved. I wouldn�t even fart your way unless you paid me. Much less show up and just �hang-out�. Don�t fucking tell me you love me, 3 clients this week already beat you to it.
Pussy Eating�.for the so-called �experts� Rule #1 Don�t spead my lips apart with your hands so far that they tear the inner soft skin on the vagina�.how about I pull your pee hole in two different directions�hmmm?? It would rip the sides�wouldn�t it ?fuck stick?? Rule #2 Don�t suck my clit and labia up into your mouth and catch it on your teeth�..lets say I rake my teeth over your cock? Wouldn�t that feel great?? Rule #3 Keep your tounge on the top or the bottom. The middle of my vagina is my pee hole�I don�t know about you but tounging my pee hole is NOT a turn on�.it burns. Rule #4 Lick on TOP of the hood not under. There are 4,000 neves on my clit and it feels WAYYYY to sensitive. Kinda like your cock, JUST after you cum. With that said 80% of guys really really give bad head. That is just my personal observation.
If you ask to extend in the middle of a session, because you are just IN LOVE with me�as most usually are�then make sure you have enough to cover the time used buddy! You can�t refund my time asshole, and just because I didn�t want to get up and talk about business when you asked to extend in my compromising position�don�t take advantage of it and bring less then you think you will spend! Dumb shits�
On a happy end note�I DO have to give some credit to the normal guys. The married ones who are stuck in a marriage and are very attractive and could literally get any younger female they wanted, but stay for the kids. Also the non- freaks, losers, ass-face, deformed, hanicapped, overly obese �etc..guys. who have a charming way about them, but decided not to pursue relationships they are not ready to commit to. I salute and respect you. Because you and I both know you can get an attractive girl, who is unsuspecting and sweet and thinks the best of people, to go home with you after you feed her lies just to get into her pants, and then act as if you care for awhile until the sex gets old then throw her out on her relationship wanting ass. Get smart ladies! Stop sleeping around and not using condoms half the time. Fact: My non escort girlfriends hardly ever use condoms�I yell at them. They are so slack�.and I use to be. BUT I have learned, Men go after what you want. I understand my relationship to you is a client, provider on and there are no gray lines. That is what you are there for, and so am I. You, fantasy porn-star sex�me-benjamin franklins�and it works out.
SO STOP ASKING ME MY REAL GOD DAMN NAME!!!!! It�s none of your fucking business�this is a fantasy I fulfill for you�stop making it so god damn personal. I�m NOT your fucking girlfriend/wife for christ sake (or want to be)�.I�m just a sweet face�..
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January 4th, 2010 admin Earlier this week we talked about the joy of no sex. Today, I’m singing the praises of casual sex.
I’ve simply never bought into the idea that all sex must live up to the shining heteronormative ideal of candlelight and roses and true love (which, of course, will progress naturally to an engagement ring and a poufy white dress.) Now, I was always told growing up that “sex is what you do when you love someone.” Well, yes. But also…no. Fun sex with your friends has its place too, and for me, having fuck buddies is one of the most enjoyable perks of being single, especially during dry spells between relationships, which is why my friend Jill often refers to them as “the dick in the glass case” (imagine a fire alarm: In Case of Horny Emergency, Break Glass and Grab Dick.)
R. was my first fuck buddy. We’d met in college down South and moved to New York at the same time. We were always platonic friends and regularly swapped stories about our dating lives. He was–and still is–one of the most relaxed, casual and non-judgmental of my friends, particularly about sex. I could walk up to him and say, “So last night I was in an orgy with Daniel Craig, the Rockettes and some Shetland ponies” and he’d just say “Oh yeah? Tell me about it.” But our friendship never turned romantic–we have very different lifestyles, and he’s slender and boyish, which is not really the body type I go for.
But at one point, many years ago, while in the middle of a dry spell, I was feeling horny, bored, and a bit at loose ends. When we were hanging out at my place one night, I turned to him and said, “So if I wanted to seduce you….?” He didn’t looked shocked at all, just perked up and said, “Sure.” So off we went to my bedroom. The next morning I sent Jill a message reading: “The glass case is broke all to hell.”
And you know, the sex was fantastic–made hotter by mutual curiosity and the fact that years of talking made us highly knowledgeable about each other’s kinks. The next morning, R. and I went right back to being platonic friends. There was no weirdness about it at all. Or the next time it happened–three years later. Or a couple years after that. I used to joke with R. that he was my “rainmaker” because coincidentally, every time I had a dry spell and fucked R., I wound up meeting a new boyfriend soon after (once I actually met someone at a party R. held the following weekend).
That’s the key to having a good fuck buddy relationship. Easy come, easy go. Friends before, friends after. Yes, sometimes sex complicates or even dooms friendships. But it’s not a given that it will.
It took me a while to develop a taste for casual sex–in my early 20s I was less secure in myself and my sexuality, and had a harder time just enjoying sex for the physical pleasure. As I got older, and went in and out of many long- and short-term relationships, I was able to dump a lot of the “OMG, why didn’t he call?” propaganda that had lodged itself in my head (Thanks, ladymags! Thanks, sitcoms! Thanks, frenemies!).
Here’s why: dating–and fucking–a lot taught me to quit putting emphasis on whether a guy is into me, and pay attention to whether I’m actually into him. Of course, society tells us that women aren’t supposed to think of it that way; we’re supposed to live for male approval. We’ve been coached to worry first and foremost about whether he wants to be with us.
But sometimes, frankly, I didn’t want a relationship–I just wanted sex. I didn’t always want to be boyfriend-girlfriend with every man I was attracted to. A friendly, reliable purveyor of orgasms is a lot easier (and often more fun) than a serious boyfriend. So while I’m single, I’m going to have my fuck buddies for fun on the side.
I currently have two fuck buddies. D. is a politician from the ‘burbs who I’ve been seeing on and off for close to three years. We dated at first, but it became clear that he was way too into his career to ever be a full-time partner. But he’s smart, tall, dark, handsome and…uh…tall all over. We’re friends 100% of the time and when I’m not in a serious relationship, we’re friends with benefits.
A., the second buddy, is someone I met at a party eight months ago. We wouldn’t make good partners–A’s younger than me and too much of a loose cannon for commitment–but we make very good fuck buddies. I often meet him at his place at lunchtime for a quick roll in the hay. It’s almost like getting a good massage–soothing, gratifying, and I’m back at work an hour or two later.
I’ve had a few girlfriends take me to task over these relationships, as though I’m betraying Team Woman by not insisting on commitment. I’ve found that the people who most frequently condemn fuck-buddydom are women with a predilection for slut-shaming. One of my friends insists that I really should be trying to get these guys to commit–especially D, who she considers quite a catch: “If you just cool things off for a while…let him miss you! He’ll see that what he really wants is a relationship.” When I answered, “But I don’t want a relationship with him.” she looked at me as though I had two heads. I pointed out that for a variety of reasons, neither of my fuck buddies were right for me in the long-term. It would be ridiculous and frustrating for me–as well as insulting to them–if I acted like a “Rules Girl.” and tried to manipulate them into committing. Those guys have their place in my life, but it is not as the future Mr. BeckySharper, and that is fine with me. This friend still can’t quite believe that I’m happy having casual sex with my male friends. It seriously never occurred to her that casual relationships might have an upside for women.
I’m not saying that every woman out there is temperamentally suited to having–or being–a fuck buddy. But in a sexist culture that tells us we should guard our hearts–and our vaginas–for Mr. Right, I’m saying that Mr. Right Now has his place in both…and you might not need to look far to find him.
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